Conversation Character

Damsel in Distress

Save a Gurrak named Dark Song who is being chased by Orcs.

Complete this quest to unlock a new Challenge.
Hero: As I crossed into Grosh-Nak...
Hero: ...I met a young Gurakk named Dark Song.
Dark Song: Have you seen any Orcs?
Hero: Orcs?
Dark Song: They're chasing me.
Hero: Why?
Dark Song: It's a long story. Will you help me?
Hero: Sure.
  • Help Dark Song fight the Orcs.
    Hobgoblin: There she is! Get her!
    Orcish Pursuers: Orc, Orc, Orc, Hobgoblin
  • Help with some tougher foes.
    Cyclops: Catch her!
    The Rear Guard: Orc, Ogre, Cyclops, Cyclops
Dark Song: You fought bravely.
Hero: Thank you.
Dark Song: I wonder...
Hero: Wonder what?
Dark Song: You look like you enjoy a good fight.
Hero: Always!
Dark Song: Ha! As do I. Interested in something more dangerous?
Hero: Of course.
Conversation Character


Stop the Orcs trying to capture Dark Song.

Complete this quest to gain an Income Bonus in this Kingdom.
Dark Song: You're wondering what all this is about, aren't you.
Hero: I am.
Dark Song: It all started with Gar'Nok.
Hero: Who?
Dark Song: He's an Orcish Warlord. He raided my village.
Hero: Oh?
Dark Song: And I think he fell in love with me...
Hero: I see.
  • Stop the Orcs.
    Summoner: I've found her!
    The Little Ones: Cyclops, Cyclops, Boar Rider, Summoner
  • Stop some Ogres too.
    Ogre: Gar'Nok wants YOU, girl!
    The Big Ones: Ogre, Ogre, Orc, Orc
Dark Song: See? These Orcs are trying to take me back to Gar'Nok!
Hero: So it seems.
Dark Song: And for the record, I HATE Gar'Nok!
Hero: Okay.
Dark Song: And I definitely do NOT want to marry him!
Hero: I get it.
Dark Song: Gurakk and Orcs may be related, but we're not proud of it.
Hero: I understand.
Conversation Character

Laying Low

Try to find somewhere to hide from Gar'Nok's Orcs.

Complete this quest to unlock a new Challenge.
Dark Song: I REALLY want to kill that Orc!
Hero: But?
Dark Song: But, I think we should lay low for a while.
Hero: Okay.
Dark Song: Maybe he'll lose interest if he can't find me.
Hero: Maybe...
  • Escape from the Orcs.
    Ettin: She'll be here somewhere
    A Search Party: Ogre, Cyclops, Cyclops, Ettin
  • Find somewhere to hide.
    Boar Rider: Find the Girl!
    Another Search Party: Goblin, Hobgoblin, Boar Rider, Boar Rider
Dark Song: Argh! Why won't he leave me alone!
Hero: He's persistent.
Dark Song: Persistent? He's INSANE! He once sent me this poetry...
Hero: Poetry?
Dark Song: "Your red eyes remind me of Blood...
Hero: ...
Dark Song: Blood! Kill! Meat! I love you! Blood!"
Hero: Oh dear.
Conversation Character


You've been discovered. Should you escape or not?

Complete this quest to gain an Income Bonus in this Kingdom.
Dark Song: Surprise! He sent more Orcs to find me!
Hero: So I see.
Dark Song: Well, it looks like another fight.
Hero: It does.
Dark Song: Maybe we should let them capture us though.
Hero: Why?
Dark Song: We might find out what Gar'Nok is up to.
Hero: I see.
  • Escape from the Orcs again.
    Orc: Woo! I've found her!
    Spotted: Orc, Orc, Orc, Orc
  • Allow the Orcs to capture you.
    Drake Rider: You're not getting away THIS time!
    Caught!: Cyclops, Ettin, Orc, Drake Rider
Dark Song: Okay. They've got us.
Hero: Indeed they do.
Dark Song: So now let's see where they take us.
Hero: Yes.
Conversation Character

Love Potion No. 9

Stop the Orc Summoners from feeding a Love Potion to Dark Song.

Complete this quest to unlock a new Challenge.
Dark Song: Ugh! They want me to drink a potion.
Hero: A potion?
Dark Song: I won't be drinking ANYTHING they give me.
Hero: Good plan.
Dark Song: I have no idea what they've put in it...
Hero: Yeah.
Dark Song: Come on. We need to change their mind.
Hero: Let's do it.
  • Stop Dark Song drinking the potion.
    Summoner: Drink this, Girl!
    Drink This!: Goblin Shaman, Ettin, Summoner, Summoner
  • Keep the Summoners away from Dark Song.
    Summoner: Gar'Nok says to drink up!
    A Wicked Brew: Summoner, Summoner, Summoner, Summoner
Dark Song: Well, that's the Summoners taken care of.
Hero: Indeed.
Dark Song: And at least we know what Gar'Nok was up to.
Hero: We do?
Dark Song: Trying to trick me with Love Potions. Hmph!
Hero: Orcs, eh?
Dark Song: If he were a REAL Warlord, he wouldn't need a potion.
Hero: I agree.
Conversation Character

Leave Me Be

Send a message to Gar'Nok by destroying the Orc camp.

Complete this quest to gain an Income Bonus in this Kingdom.
Dark Song: We need to get out of this Orc Camp.
Hero: About time!
Dark Song: And I think we need to send Gar'Nok a message.
Hero: A message?
Dark Song: But this message won't be poetry!
Hero: Ha!
Dark Song: So we're going to burn some things down.
Hero: Great.
  • Attack the Orc camp.
    Hobgoblin: No! You can't escape!
    Orc Guards: Drake Rider, Boar Rider, Hobgoblin, Summoner
  • Destroy the Orc camp.
    Goblin: Help! They're destroying EVERYTHING!
    Orcs on the Run: Orc, Cyclops, Goblin, Ettin
Dark Song: Orc huts sure are pretty when they burn!
Hero: They are.
Dark Song: I hope Gar'Nok gets the hint.
Hero: So do I!
Conversation Character

Love Letter

Turn away Gar'Nok's messengers.

Complete this quest to unlock a new Challenge.
Dark Song: Ugh! Orcs! Heading this way!
Hero: So I see.
Dark Song: What is it now? More messages from Gar'Nok?
Hero: I don't know.
Dark Song: Let's crack their skulls together anyway...
Hero: Okay.
Dark Song: ...and see what they have to say.
Hero: Lead on!
  • Defeat Gar'Nok's scouts.
    Summoner: Gor'Nak has a message for you.
    First Messenger: Cyclops, Cyclops, Summoner, Summoner
  • Defeat Gar'Nok's messengers.
    Summoner: Take Gar'Nok's message!
    Second Messenger: Orc, Orc, Drake Rider, Drake Rider
Dark Song: Gar'Nok thinks I burnt a village to show my LOVE for him?
Hero: What?
Dark Song: Listen! More poetry...
Hero: Okay.
Dark Song: "You burn for me! I burn for you! Burning!
Hero: ...
Dark Song: Fire! Kill! Meat! I love you! Burning!"
Hero: Oh dear.
Conversation Character

Run for the Border

Try to escape from Grosh-Nak.

Complete this quest to gain an Income Bonus in this Kingdom.
Dark Song: We need to get out of here.
Hero: Leave Grosh-Nak?
Dark Song: Gar'Nok is never going to stop. He's insane.
Hero: Orcs...
Dark Song: I thought I could make him stop, but I can't.
Hero: Okay.
Dark Song: We'll head for the Mist of Scales.
Hero: Lead on.
  • Head for the border.
    Drake Rider: You can run, but you can't hide!
    The Pursuers: Ogre, Cyclops, Boar Rider, Drake Rider
  • Try to leave Grosh-Nak.
    Goblin Shaman: You won't get away from ME!
    Goblin Hunters: Goblin, Goblin Shaman, Goblin, Hobgoblin
Dark Song: We're almost to the border.
Hero: Good.
Dark Song: The Gurakk and the Orcs were once related, you know.
Hero: Really?
Dark Song: We lived apart, but our tribes were close kin.
Hero: What happened?
Dark Song: The forces of Chaos corrupted them. After that...
Hero: I see.
Conversation Character

Grosh-Nak Shuffle

Avoid ambushes at the border of Grosh-Nak.

Complete this quest to unlock a new Challenge.
Dark Song: Now we just need to make it out of Grosh-Nak.
Hero: Indeed.
Dark Song: Gar'Nok's warriors will be waiting for us.
Hero: I know.
Dark Song: He won't give me up easily.
Hero: Let's go!
  • Look out for ambushes.
    Cyclops: I've got my EYE on you! Hehehe...
    Keep an Eye Out: Cyclops, Cyclops, Cyclops, Boar Rider
  • Avoid the Orc ambush.
    Hobgoblin: Surprise!
    Goblin Surprise: Goblin Shaman, Goblin Shaman, Hobgoblin, Hobgoblin
  • Stop Dark Song being captured.
    Drake Rider: Now! You'll be coming with us!
    Not Drakes Again: Drake Rider, Drake Rider, Drake Rider, Drake Rider
Luther: They captured Dark Song!
Hero: No!
Luther: We need to get her back.
Hero: Yes, we do.
Luther: They'll be headed straight for Gar'Nok.
Hero: Let's follow.
Conversation Character

Wedding Plans

Follow the Orcs who took Dark Song.

Complete this quest to gain an Income Bonus in this Kingdom.
Luther: We're on their trail. They're not far ahead.
Hero: Good.
Luther: Are you ready for battle?
Hero: I am.
Luther: Good! They won't give her up without a fight.
Hero: Let's go.
  • Chase the Orcs who captured Dark Song.
    Orc: You'll be too late to stop the wedding.
    The Hunters...: Goblin, Goblin, Orc, Orc
  • Follow them to Gar'Nok's camp.
    Summoner: Fools! You'll never get Dark Song back!
    ...Become the Hunted: Hobgoblin, Cyclops, Cyclops, Summoner
Luther: Curse them! They got away!
Hero: Grrr...
Luther: But at least we know where they're taking her.
Hero: Indeed.
Luther: We just need to get there in time to stop the wedding!
Hero: Let's go.
Conversation Character

My Big Fat Orc Wedding

Stop the Wedding. Free Dark Song.

Complete this quest to unlock a new Challenge.
Luther: Alright, here they are!
Hero: I'm ready.
Luther: Let's rescue Dark Song before Gar'Nok appears.
Hero: Okay.
Luther: And if he DOES appear...
Hero: Yes?
Luther: ...Then he'll wish he hadn't!
Hero: Let's go.
  • Stop the wedding.
    Hobgoblin: Keep away! Gar'Nok will be angry!
    Here Comes the Bride: Hobgoblin, Hobgoblin, Hobgoblin, Drake Rider
  • Free Dark Song.
    Ettin: No! You're not Gar'Nok!
    The Best Man: Orc, Orc, Ettin, Summoner
Dark Song: Thank you, my friends!
Hero: You're welcome.
Dark Song: We SHOULD flee this place...
Hero: But?
Dark Song: But Gar'Nok won't stop coming after me... Ever.
Hero: I know.
Dark Song: We need to end this. Now.
Hero: Let's do it.
Conversation Character


Defeat Gar'Nok so Dark Song can finally escape Grosh-Nak.

Complete this quest to unlock Dark Song.
Dark Song: Gar'Nok doesn't look happy.
Hero: So I see.
Dark Song: I guess nobody likes to be stood up at the altar.
Hero: No.
Dark Song: Especially if it's an altar to an evil god!
Hero: Indeed.
Dark Song: Let's finish this once and for all.
Hero: Okay.
  • Defeat Gar'Nok.
    Gar'Nok: Who invited YOU?
    Gar'Nok: Hobgoblin, Drake Rider, Cyclops, Gar'Nok
Dark Song: Good riddance! What a relief!
Hero: I know.
Dark Song: I think we can finally leave Grosh-Nak.
Hero: What now?
Dark Song: I owe you a huge debt, my friend.
Hero: It was nothing.
Dark Song: You have a good eye for battle. I'll join you.
Hero: Let's go!
Conversation Character

Barbarian Training

Learn how to become a Barbarian with Dark Song.

Unlock the Barbarian Hero Class
Dark Song: I think it's about time you showed these Orcs how a real Barbarian behaves.
Hero: But...
Dark Song: Dont speak. I know what you're thinking.
Hero: You do?
Dark Song: You're thinking that you're not a real Barbarian.
Hero: How did you know?
Dark Song: Hush now! Listen to me! I will teach you all you need to know.
Hero: Okay.
  • Concentrate on your fighting.
    Dark Song: Fight more! Talk less!
    Not Talking the Talk: Orc Veteran, Orc, Goblin, Cyclops
  • Practise your battlecry.
    Dark Song: Yell like you mean it!
    Yelling the Yell: War Wolf, Drake Rider, Bor'Gakk, Orc Veteran
  • Use your head.
    Dark Song: Headbutting is fun!
    Using your Head: Dire Boar, Cyclops, Fist of Zorn, Fist of Zorn
  • Fight the big things first.
    Dark Song: Go big... Or go bigger!
    Orcish Optimism: Drake Rider, Fel'Dras, Gor'Thrum, Gar'Nok
Dark Song: Well done! You could teach Gar'Nok a thing or two.
Hero: I could?
Dark Song: For one... Mouths are for battlecries, not poetry.
Hero: Ahhh...
Dark Song: And heads are for butting, not thinking.
Hero: That worries me.
Dark Song: But you, my friend, truly have the makings of a Barbarian!
Hero: * Grunts *
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